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there,
Internet
wayfarer!
You
have
exited
normal
Spacetime
and
have
entered
the...
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...a
compendium
of
wacky
mind
candy
that
is
guaranteed
to
be
100%
Usefulness
-Free!
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Get
the
latest
news
about
my
kinetic
art
including
my
appearance
on
Good
Afternoon
America
or
my
recent
kinetic-
art
creations
on
my
Kinetic King
page,
or
check
out
my
photos
taken
during
my
latest
working
trips
to
Iowa,
Anaheim,
Rochester,
Tucson,
and
Fort
Wayne.
Or
check
out
my
new
collection
of
amazing
mazes
including
my
latest
invention,
the
ultra-
cool
railroad
maze!
Also,
if
you
like
to
read
outrageously
weird
fiction,
you'll
enjoy
reading
Fort's Shorts,
twelve
short
stories
I
wrote
for
practice
while
working
on
my
time-
travel
epic,
King
of
the
World.
Finally,
I
updated
the
page
on
my
dad's
woodworking
and
painting
here
.
It's
more
fun
than
a
barrel
of
accountants!
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The Kinetic King
Check
out
my
amazing
one-
of-
a-
kind
kinetic
gadgets
that
fall
down
and
explode
in
more
ways
than
you
can
shake
a
stick
at!
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Picture This!
A
nice
gallery
of
pictures
taken
with
my
digital
camera.
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Theater of the Mindless
A
cool
collection
of
short
videos
I've
made
over
the
years.
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The Write Stuff
A
nice
selection
of
my
literary
efforts.
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Odds 'n' Ends
A
large
collection
of
my
zany
computer
art.
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Gary's Wooden Cha Know
A
small
gallery
of
pictures
of
my
father's
wooden
creations.
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Lunatim's Loopy Land
A
large
web
page
devoted
to
one
of
the
greatest
simulation
games
ever,
Roller
Coaster
Tycoon.
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Timagination, Inc.
A
small
collection
of
cool
coasters
created
with
Ultimate
Ride:
Disney
Coaster.
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Links That Don't Stink
Quality
links
that
are
updated
frequently
to
avoid
those
pesky
"404
blues".
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.....
The
Tim-
Space
Discontinuum
was
first
placed
on
the
World
Wide
Web
on
8/13/2001
and
the
most
recent
update
was
on
3/31/2013.
..
All
content,
except
where
noted,
is
©
Timothy
A.
Fort.
..
The
Tim-
Space
Discontinuum
is
partially
based
upon
my
defunct
web
site,
Lunatim's
Psychedelicatessen.
..
The
picture
below
of
Yours
Truly
was
taken
in
Battery
Park
in
New
York
City
by
my
brother.
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Comments?
Compliments?
Complaints?
Feel
free
to
contact
me
at
lunatim@infionline.net
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