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Prezident, Mispelers Anonimus
If a million monks typed at a million computers running DivineWrite 7.0,
would they figure out the meaning of life?
Is 'anal retentive' hyphenated?
This is neither a pipe nor a statement about Magritte.
CONTENTS: Inanity, insanity, snoops, snails, hydrogenated puppy-dog tails, acerbity (for tartness), wry fortified with silliness, and less than 1/10 of 1% HTML added for legibility.
UNtIE dYslXicS!!
What is the sound of a tree falling on a Buddhist monk clapping with one
hand?
"Twice blesst is he who can devise quotes from non-existent authors with ease."
--Ludiccrus the Younger
Proactively implementing synergistic buzzwords for networking paradigms since 1964.
Fifteen elves on a fat man's sled/ho, ho, ho and a flask of eggnog!
HHeeaadd BBooookkkkeeeeppeerr, DDoouubbllee--VViissiioonn SSoocciieettyy ooff MMiissssiissssiippppii
!8991, 31 tsuguA, yaD s'rednaH-tfeL etarbeleC
I used to be the Fastest Pun in the West, but then they revoked my Comic License and sent me to the Old Jokes' Home.
Would a picture of the band 10,000 Maniacs playing in the Land of 10,000 Lakes be worth 10,000 words?
F y hv trbl rdng ths, prhps y nd gd vwl mvmnt!
The only difference between agnostics and True Believers is that agnostics disbelive in one more religion.
In a parallel universe, this tag line is actually gut-bustingly funny.
The Absolute Truth is you should doubt anybody who claims to have the Absolute Truth.
More gnarly than a gnat gnawing on a Gnostic gnome playing Gnip Gnop...
I had a one-track mind, but then my train of thought derailed and I went
loco.
Be terse.
If 'cleanliness' is next to 'godliness', perhaps you need a bigger dictionary.
My free advice is definitely worth every penny.
"It's utter futility to try and find profundities in this sentence."--Slacker Koan
I'll only say it one more time. This is your brain: O This is your brain on television: o Any questions?
The meaning of Life is figuring out how to get those darned blue and pink pegs in those tiny plastic cars.
Bqxosnfqzl-rnkuhmf fddjr ne sgd vnqkc, tmhsd!
Fort's Corollary: Murphy's Law always works except for those times when somebody is trying to prove the existence of Murphy's Law.
As far as I'm concerned, the nastiest four-letter word ending in 'K' is 'work'.
Tagline Literary Guild Presents "A Simple Life" by Lunatim -- Chapter 1. Norm D. Plume was born. He married wife Rose, had three children, sold gaskets, and joined the Elks. On his deathbed he said, "It's been a real simple life." The End.